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Date: Fri, 13 Mar 2026 18:20:53 GMT
Subject: Your Marriott thank-you gift awaits
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I was looking at the project timeline you sent over. The second phase seems to have a tighter schedule than we initially discussed. I think we might need to adjust the resource allocation for the quality assurance segment. The current plan has the re
view period overlapping with the client presentation prep. Maybe we can shift the internal review to start on the 12th instead? That would give the team a full three days to consolidate feedback. I'll draft a revised Gantt chart and send it your way
by end of day tomorrow. Let me know if you want to sync briefly before then to talk through the dependencies. I also wanted to ask about the vendor meeting. Should we include the logistics coordinator in that call, or will the summary afterward be su
fficient? Their input on delivery windows could be useful.
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Regarding the neighborhood block party, I can bring a couple of folding tables and chairs. I have about six chairs that are easy to transport. What time do you need them delivered? I can drop them off in the morning if that works. Also, I checked wit
h the bakery on Main Street about the cake order. They need final confirmation by Wednesday for a Saturday pickup. Should I go ahead and place that order, or are we still finalizing the headcount? I heard the Johnson family might be coming, which wou
ld add four more. Let me know your thoughts. I can also pick up some extra napkins and plates if needed. My schedule is fairly open on Friday for any setup tasks.
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