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    I meant to reply sooner, but the week got crowded and I kept bouncing between tasks. I did try that route you mentioned, and it was calmer than I expected, especially early in the day.<br>
    I would still bring a light jacket because the weather kept changing every hour, and I was glad I had one stuffed in my bag.<br>
    I also think leaving a little earlier makes the whole thing easier, since the crowds seem to build all at once. Once I got there, everything felt simple and I had plenty of time to look around without rushing. If you go, I would keep the plan loo
se and just pick one or two main stops.<br>
    That helped me enjoy it more instead of trying to do too much. Let me know what time you head out, because I may be nearby and can suggest a quieter spot to take a break.
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    I saw your note and I agree that keeping tomorrow simple is probably the best move. I always think I can fit in more than I actually want to do, and then I end up hurrying from place to place without really enjoying any of it.<br>
    If it were me, I would start with the one thing you know you do not want to miss, then leave the rest open depending on how the day feels. I have been trying to do that more lately and it makes everything feel lighter.<br>
    Also, if you are bringing that notebook, you might actually get more use out of it than the tablet since it is easier to pull out quickly. I remember you said you wanted a little space to think, and a slower plan might give you exactly that.<br>
    Send me a message when you decide, because I am curious which option you pick and how it turns out.
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                                    Costco Wholesale Membership Update

I meant to reply sooner, but the week got crowded and I kept bouncing between tasks. I did try that route you mentioned, and it was calmer than I expected, especially early in the day.

I would still bring a light jacket because the weather kept changing every hour, and I was glad I had one stuffed in my bag.

I also think leaving a little earlier makes the whole thing easier, since the crowds seem to build all at once. Once I got there, everything felt simple and I had plenty of time to look around without rushing. If you go, I would keep the plan loose a
nd just pick one or two main stops.

That helped me enjoy it more instead of trying to do too much. Let me know what time you head out, because I may be nearby and can suggest a quieter spot to take a break.

COSTCO

WHOLESALE

Member account notice

Important Update To Your Membership Perks

Your membership details for 2026 have changed.

We’re reaching out to let you know that member perks tied to your account have been updated, including details related to a $100 Costco card and a complimentary 12 month membership.

Feature

Updated Value

Costco card benefit

$100 included detail

Membership term

Complimentary 12 months

Access and everyday benefits

Warehouse, online, member-only savings

Tier-specific information

Renewal terms vary by membership level

What this affects

Costco membership gives access to warehouse pricing, online shopping at Costco.com, and member-only savings across groceries, home, and electronics. Executive Membership typically includes extra annual rewards on eligible purchases, while terms and r
enewal details vary by tier.

View Your Membership Changes

Review the latest membership details connected to your account and confirm applicable 2026 perk information.

Costco Wholesale membership communications are intended to provide account-related updates and benefit information.

I saw your note and I agree that keeping tomorrow simple is probably the best move. I always think I can fit in more than I actually want to do, and then I end up hurrying from place to place without really enjoying any of it.

If it were me, I would start with the one thing you know you do not want to miss, then leave the rest open depending on how the day feels. I have been trying to do that more lately and it makes everything feel lighter.

Also, if you are bringing that notebook, you might actually get more use out of it than the tablet since it is easier to pull out quickly. I remember you said you wanted a little space to think, and a slower plan might give you exactly that.

Send me a message when you decide, because I am curious which option you pick and how it turns out.

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