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Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2026 19:12:04 GMT
Subject: We wanted to say thanks for your Marriott stay
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I was thinking about the project timeline we discussed. The initial phase should wrap up by next Wednesday if we get the vendor data on time. I'll follow up with the team in the morning to confirm. The presentation slides are almost ready; I just nee
d to add the updated charts. Let me know if you want to review them before the meeting. The conference room is booked for 10 AM. I also checked the travel itinerary for next month. The flights look good, but the hotel near the convention center is ge
tting full. We should finalize those reservations soon. The weather forecast suggests it might be rainy, so packing an umbrella would be wise. I'll send a reminder to everyone about the deliverables.
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We appreciate your choice to stay with Marriot. Your insights help us enhance guest experiences.
Regarding the team lunch, let's aim for Thursday at that new Italian place. I heard they have good vegetarian options. Can you check with Sam about dietary preferences? Also, the software update is scheduled for Friday evening, so systems might be sl
ow on Monday. I'll send a notice to the department. The training materials for the onboarding session are drafted. I need to incorporate feedback from the last round. The venue for the offsite is confirmed, and the catering menu looks great. We shoul
d finalize the agenda by next week. I'll circulate a draft for comments. The flight for the Denver trip is on time, and the rental car is booked. Don't forget to bring the project documents.
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