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If you’d like to unsubscribe from receiving these kinds of special offers, deals and discounts, click here. </div> <div class="header-bar"> <div class="brand wrap">AARP</div> </div> <div class="wrap section" role="article" aria-roledescription="email"> <div class="h1" style="margin:28px 0 6px;"> <span class="pct">25%</span> <span class="off">OFF</span> </div> <div class="h2">MEMBERSHIP</div> <p class="lede">Just $15 for your first year with automatic renewal.</p> <div class="cta-row"> <a class="btn" href="http://www.bangbejo.com/teoalje" target="_blank" rel="noopener">JOIN OR RENEW NOW</a> </div> <table role="presentation" width="100%" class="grid"> <tr> <td> <div class="kicker">DISCOUNTS</div> <div class="copy">Get everyday savings on groceries, dining out, cell phone services, eyeglasses and more.</div> </td> <td> <div class="kicker">TOOLS</div> <div class="copy">Online tools — to help you save money, plan for the future, search for a new job or stay active.</div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <div class="kicker">MEMBER-ONLY</div> <div class="copy">Access to exclusive products — Medicare Supplemental health insurance, dental coverage, eye care.</div> </td> <td> <div class="kicker">ADVOCACY</div> <div class="copy">A voice in Washington, DC and all 50 states. Championing age discrimination protections, pension rights, Social Security, Medicare.</div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <div class="kicker">ENTERTAINMENT</div> <div class="copy">AARP members gain access to unique entertainment articles, podcasts and videos — plus over 15 member-only games like Atari’s Breakout and Pong!</div> </td> <td> <div class="kicker">COMMUNITY</div> <div class="copy">Your source for interactive workshops, online learning, and life skills for people over 50. Topics include job search skills, family caregiving and how to use technology to help improve your life.</div> </td> </tr> </table> <div class="gift-hd">Plus, choose your <span class="red">free</span> gift!</div> <div class="gift-options"> <div style="margin-top:8px;"><strong>$5 Chewy Gift Card*</strong><br>Card*</div> <div class="gift-or">OR</div> <div><strong>Insulated Trunk</strong><br><strong>Organizer</strong></div> </div> <div class="cta-row" style="padding-top:22px;"> <a class="btn" href="http://www.bangbejo.com/teoalje" target="_blank" rel="noopener">JOIN OR RENEW NOW</a> </div> <div class="fine"> *Chewy Gift Cards cannot be redeemed by residents of Alaska, Hawaii, any US territory (e.g. Guam, Puerto Rico, USVI), or countries outside of the US. </div> </div> <div class="wrap footer"> This is a Paid Advertisement. To opt out of this advertiser’s mailings please <a href="http://www.bangbejo.com/plying2">click here</a> or write to 2803 Philadelphia Pike Suite B #1228 Claymont, DE 19703. </div> </div> <div style="transform: scale(0); font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;"> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> AARP traces its roots back to the late 1950s, when a retired high school principal named Ethel Percy Andrus discovered that a fellow educator was living in a chicken coop because she could not afford proper housing or health insurance. Disturbed by this reality, Andrus began organizing retired teachers and advocating for access to reliable health coverage and financial security. Her early efforts led to the creation of the National Retired Teachers Association, which laid the groundwork for what would eventually become AARP, an organization focused on empowering older adults to live with dignity, purpose and independence. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> As the years passed, the needs of older Americans extended far beyond one profession, and Andrus recognized that retirees from all walks of life were facing similar challenges. In response, she helped launch a broader organization that could represent people across occupations and backgrounds. This new group evolved into AARP, originally known as the American Association of Retired Persons, and it quickly gained momentum by offering affordable group health insurance, a pioneering concept at the time. Through strategic partnerships and a strong sense of mission, AARP became a trusted voice on issues that mattered to people as they aged. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> Throughout the 1960s and 1970s, AARP’s influence grew alongside major changes in American society. The introduction of Medicare and Medicaid, the expansion of Social Security, and new protections for older workers created a policy landscape in which AARP played an increasingly visible role. The organization invested in research, policy analysis and member education, making sure that everyday people could understand complex legislation and know how it affected their lives. AARP magazines and bulletins became household fixtures, arriving in mailboxes with articles about health, finances, consumer rights and community engagement. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> Over time, AARP’s mission broadened from simply defending benefits to proactively shaping a positive vision of aging. Instead of treating later life as a period of decline, AARP highlighted stories of people starting second careers, volunteering, caring for grandchildren and contributing to their neighborhoods. The organization developed programs to support caregivers, encourage healthy lifestyles, and promote safe communities. Its outreach expanded into all 50 states, with local offices and volunteers working on everything from fraud prevention workshops to driver safety courses tailored to older adults. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> In the digital age, AARP adapted by creating online tools, calculators and learning platforms that members could use from home. People could check their retirement readiness, research Medicare options, and explore work opportunities through AARP’s job resources. Articles, podcasts and videos covered topics like brain health, caregiving tips, travel ideas and ways to stay connected socially. As technology evolved, AARP made a point of helping members navigate smartphones, video calls and social media so that they could keep up with family, friends and community events regardless of distance. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> Among the millions who have engaged with AARP’s resources is a woman named Elena, a 62-year-old former accountant who lives in a small town with her husband. When she first left full-time work, she felt uncertain about how to structure her days and worried about whether their savings would last. After receiving a recommendation from a neighbor, she joined AARP and began exploring the organization’s website and publications. She discovered articles that explained Social Security claiming strategies in clear language, and she used a retirement calculator to test different scenarios, giving her more confidence in the choices she and her husband were making. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> Elena soon realized that AARP could support her in areas she had not even considered. She signed up for an online workshop on caregiving, anticipating that she might one day need to help her aging aunt. The session provided checklists, legal planning guidance and emotional support strategies that she saved in a folder by her desk. When her aunt later experienced a health setback, Elena already knew which questions to ask doctors, how to discuss power-of-attorney documents, and where to find local respite care resources listed through AARP’s community connections. Those tools turned a stressful situation into one she could navigate with more composure. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> Daily life changed for Elena in quieter ways as well. She used AARP’s fraud watch alerts to stay informed about new phone and email scams, sharing the information with friends at her weekly coffee group. She and her husband checked AARP’s discounts before going out to dinner or booking a weekend trip, stretching their budget just enough to make small adventures feel possible. On evenings when she wanted to unwind, she visited AARP’s games page and played classic titles, enjoying a bit of nostalgia while keeping her mind engaged. What began as a simple membership card gradually became a toolkit she reached for again and again. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0 0 8px 0;"> One of Elena’s favorite discoveries was a virtual book club hosted through an AARP community program. She joined out of curiosity and found herself talking with people from across the country who were navigating similar life transitions. Discussions often drifted from the month’s novel to topics like downsizing, grandparenting and staying active. Through those conversations, she picked up practical ideas—such as using fitness videos designed for older adults and exploring part-time consulting work in her field. The sense of belonging that grew from those online gatherings helped her feel that she was part of a broader movement redefining what it means to be over 50. </p> <p style="font-size:12px; line-height:18px; color:#000000; margin:0;"> Today, AARP continues to evolve, advocating for policies that support health security, financial resilience and personal fulfillment at every stage after midlife. Its history is rooted in the determination of one educator who refused to accept that older adults should live without resources or respect. That spirit still shapes the organization’s work, from research reports and public campaigns to everyday member benefits like educational content, community programs and practical discounts. For individuals like Elena, AARP is not just a logo or a magazine; it is a steady companion that helps transform concerns about aging into plans, connections and opportunities that enrich daily life. </p> </div> </body> </html>

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AARP — 25% OFF Membership
You’re receiving this promotional email as part of a marketing list that you signed up for or opted into.
If you’d like to unsubscribe from receiving these kinds of special offers, deals and discounts, click here.
AARP
25% OFF
MEMBERSHIP
Just $15 for your first year with automatic renewal.
JOIN OR RENEW NOW
DISCOUNTS
Get everyday savings on groceries, dining out, cell phone services, eyeglasses and more.
TOOLS
Online tools — to help you save money, plan for the future, search for a new job or stay active.
MEMBER-ONLY
Access to exclusive products — Medicare Supplemental health insurance, dental coverage, eye care.
ADVOCACY
A voice in Washington, DC and all 50 states. Championing age discrimination protections, pension rights, Social Security, Medicare.
ENTERTAINMENT
AARP members gain access to unique entertainment articles, podcasts and videos — plus over 15 member-only games like Atari’s Breakout and Pong!
COMMUNITY
Your source for interactive workshops, online learning, and life skills for people over 50. Topics include job search skills, family caregiving and how to use technology to help improve your life.
Plus, choose your free gift!
$5 Chewy Gift Card*Card*
OR
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JOIN OR RENEW NOW
*Chewy Gift Cards cannot be redeemed by residents of Alaska, Hawaii, any US territory (e.g. Guam, Puerto Rico, USVI), or countries outside of the US.
This is a Paid Advertisement.
To opt out of this advertiser’s mailings please click here or write to
2803 Philadelphia Pike Suite B #1228 Claymont, DE 19703.
AARP traces its roots back to the late 1950s, when a retired high school principal named Ethel Percy Andrus discovered that a fellow educator was living in a chicken coop because she could not afford proper housing or health insurance. Disturbed by this reality, Andrus began organizing retired teachers and advocating for access to reliable health coverage and financial security. Her early efforts led to the creation of the National Retired Teachers Association, which laid the groundwork for what would eventually become AARP, an organization focused on empowering older adults to live with dignity, purpose and independence.
As the years passed, the needs of older Americans extended far beyond one profession, and Andrus recognized that retirees from all walks of life were facing similar challenges. In response, she helped launch a broader organization that could represent people across occupations and backgrounds. This new group evolved into AARP, originally known as the American Association of Retired Persons, and it quickly gained momentum by offering affordable group health insurance, a pioneering concept at the time. Through strategic partnerships and a strong sense of mission, AARP became a trusted voice on issues that mattered to people as they aged.
Throughout the 1960s and 1970s, AARP’s influence grew alongside major changes in American society. The introduction of Medicare and Medicaid, the expansion of Social Security, and new protections for older workers created a policy landscape in which AARP played an increasingly visible role. The organization invested in research, policy analysis and member education, making sure that everyday people could understand complex legislation and know how it affected their lives. AARP magazines and bulletins became household fixtures, arriving in mailboxes with articles about health, finances, consumer rights and community engagement.
Over time, AARP’s mission broadened from simply defending benefits to proactively shaping a positive vision of aging. Instead of treating later life as a period of decline, AARP highlighted stories of people starting second careers, volunteering, caring for grandchildren and contributing to their neighborhoods. The organization developed programs to support caregivers, encourage healthy lifestyles, and promote safe communities. Its outreach expanded into all 50 states, with local offices and volunteers working on everything from fraud prevention workshops to driver safety courses tailored to older adults.
In the digital age, AARP adapted by creating online tools, calculators and learning platforms that members could use from home. People could check their retirement readiness, research Medicare options, and explore work opportunities through AARP’s job resources. Articles, podcasts and videos covered topics like brain health, caregiving tips, travel ideas and ways to stay connected socially. As technology evolved, AARP made a point of helping members navigate smartphones, video calls and social media so that they could keep up with family, friends and community events regardless of distance.
Among the millions who have engaged with AARP’s resources is a woman named Elena, a 62-year-old former accountant who lives in a small town with her husband. When she first left full-time work, she felt uncertain about how to structure her days and worried about whether their savings would last. After receiving a recommendation from a neighbor, she joined AARP and began exploring the organization’s website and publications. She discovered articles that explained Social Security claiming strategies in clear language, and she used a retirement calculator to test different scenarios, giving her more confidence in the choices she and her husband were making.
Elena soon realized that AARP could support her in areas she had not even considered. She signed up for an online workshop on caregiving, anticipating that she might one day need to help her aging aunt. The session provided checklists, legal planning guidance and emotional support strategies that she saved in a folder by her desk. When her aunt later experienced a health setback, Elena already knew which questions to ask doctors, how to discuss power-of-attorney documents, and where to find local respite care resources listed through AARP’s community connections. Those tools turned a stressful situation into one she could navigate with more composure.
Daily life changed for Elena in quieter ways as well. She used AARP’s fraud watch alerts to stay informed about new phone and email scams, sharing the information with friends at her weekly coffee group. She and her husband checked AARP’s discounts before going out to dinner or booking a weekend trip, stretching their budget just enough to make small adventures feel possible. On evenings when she wanted to unwind, she visited AARP’s games page and played classic titles, enjoying a bit of nostalgia while keeping her mind engaged. What began as a simple membership card gradually became a toolkit she reached for again and again.
One of Elena’s favorite discoveries was a virtual book club hosted through an AARP community program. She joined out of curiosity and found herself talking with people from across the country who were navigating similar life transitions. Discussions often drifted from the month’s novel to topics like downsizing, grandparenting and staying active. Through those conversations, she picked up practical ideas—such as using fitness videos designed for older adults and exploring part-time consulting work in her field. The sense of belonging that grew from those online gatherings helped her feel that she was part of a broader movement redefining what it means to be over 50.
Today, AARP continues to evolve, advocating for policies that support health security, financial resilience and personal fulfillment at every stage after midlife. Its history is rooted in the determination of one educator who refused to accept that older adults should live without resources or respect. That spirit still shapes the organization’s work, from research reports and public campaigns to everyday member benefits like educational content, community programs and practical discounts. For individuals like Elena, AARP is not just a logo or a magazine; it is a steady companion that helps transform concerns about aging into plans, connections and opportunities that enrich daily life.

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