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To: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2026 14:39:09 GMT
Subject: Delivery update for your EGO Power+ blower and Lowe's gift card
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Lowe’s
Yes, I can take that on, but I need two things first so I don’t guess.
Can you confirm whether you want it in the shared folder or attached to the doc you already started? If it’s the shared folder, tell me the exact name so I don’t duplicate it.
Also, do you prefer the checklist in short bullets or in a table with owners and due dates? I can format it either way, but the table is easier to scan during the standup.
For timing, I’m free after lunch and can send a draft before the end of the day. If anything is blocked, point me to the latest notes so I can align the wording.
One more thing: should I include the weekend steps, or keep it to weekdays only?
Lowe's
Account Ref: LX-492817
Share your Lowe’s visit and you may receive an EGO Power+ Blower
Because you’ve shopped with us before, you’re invited to complete a quick questionnaire about your Lowe’s experience. It typically takes a minute or less.
Thank-you item details: the EGO Power+ Leaf Blower is designed to help clear leaves and light debris from walkways and patios with strong airflow, while staying easy to handle for quick cleanups.
Transaction details
Session ID: Q-18A7C3
Eligibility window: 7 days
Reward: EGO Power+ Blower + $85 Store Card
Get blower + store card
Your responses help us improve store experience and service consistency.
© Lowe’s
That works for me, and I like the idea, but I need a little clarification before I lock anything in.
Do you want to meet in person or keep it as a quick call? If it’s in person, tell me which side of town you’ll be on so I can pick a spot that’s not hard to park at.
For the agenda, I can cover the first two points you listed, but I’ll need your notes on the third one because I don’t have the latest wording. If you send the most recent version, I’ll make it consistent and keep it brief.
Also, should I bring the printed copies, or are we staying fully digital? I’m fine either way, I just don’t want to show up with the wrong format.
Finally, confirm the start time you prefer, and I’ll put a hold on my calendar.
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