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Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2025 21:15:06 GMT
Subject: An Update on Your 2026 Coverage from BlueCross

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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> </head> <body style="margin:0;padding:20px 0;background-color:#E6F3F7;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#3A3A3A;"> <div style="display:none;font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1px;font-family:Georgia;max-height:0px;max-width:0px;opacity:0;overflow:hidden;mso-hide:all;"> The morning light filtered through the blinds, painting stripes across the wooden floor. I stretched, listening to the distant hum of the city waking up. It was one of those quiet Saturdays where the pace felt entirely your own. I decided to make pan cakes, a small weekend ritual. The kitchen filled with the warm, sweet smell of batter hitting the griddle. My cat, Jasper, wove figure-eights around my ankles, chirping impatiently. Outside, a neighbor was watering their plants, the spray catching t he sun like a thousand tiny diamonds. I thought about the book I was reading, a historical novel about a lighthouse keeper. The solitude of that character's life seemed so profound, so different from the interconnected buzz of my own. The protagonist kept detailed logs of the weather and the ships that passed. I wondered what I would record in such a log. Probably the changing light on the brick wall across the street, or the specific way the old oak tree's leaves rustled in a breeze. The pancak es were ready, golden and fluffy. I stacked them on a plate, drizzled a little maple syrup, and took my breakfast to the small balcony. The air was still cool, carrying the scent of damp earth from a recent watering. A few sparrows argued in the hedg e below. It was a simple morning, unremarkable in the grand scheme, but perfectly contained and peaceful. I sipped my coffee, feeling the warmth spread through my hands. Later, I might go for a walk in the park, or maybe just continue reading. The da y was open, a blank page. Jasper jumped onto the spare chair, settling into a patch of sunlight with a contented sigh. We sat there together, listening to the soft sounds of the neighborhood, not needing to be anywhere else at all. </div> <center> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="max-width:600px;margin:0 auto;"> <tr> <td style="padding:20px 0 10px;text-align:center;"> <h1 style="margin:0;font-size:32px;line-height:1.2;color:#0088C2;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:-0.5px;">BlueCross<br><span style="color:#00A9DF;">BlueShield</span></h1> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:10px 20px;"> <div style="height:3px;background:linear-gradient(to right, #6FBEDC, #A3D8EB);border-radius:2px;margin:0 auto 20px;"></div> <h2 style="margin:0 0 12px 0;font-size:26px;line-height:1.3;color:#1A1A1A;font-weight:600;">Your Medicare Kit is Ready</h2> <p style="margin:0 0 20px 0;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;color:#5a5a5a;"> This program provides a Medicare Kit at no charge to households in your area. One kit is allocated per household. We have 800 kits available for distribution, and this offer concludes tomorrow. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:0 20px 20px;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td align="center"> <a href="http://www.inmortalboost.com/lhqg" style="background-color:#007AAE;color:#ffffff;text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;padding:16px 40px;border-radius:8px;display:inline-block;box-shadow:0 3px 8px rgba(0, 122, 174, 0.2);">View Kit + 2026 Plan Summary</a> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:20px;"> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%" style="background-color:#ffffff;border-radius:10px;border:1px solid #C7E3EA;overflow:hidden;"> <tr> <td style="padding:30px;"> <h3 style="margin:0 0 20px 0;font-size:22px;line-height:1.3;color:#1A1A1A;font-weight:600;text-align:center;">What Your Kit Contains</h3> <p style="margin:0 0 20px 0;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;color:#5a5a5a;text-align:center;"> Along with the kit, which you will not be billed for, we are providing information on optional plan coverage for 2026. </p> <table role="presentation" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;background-color:#F8FBFD;">• Digital Thermometer</td> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;">• Blood Pressure Cuff</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;background-color:#F8FBFD;">• First Aid Supplies</td> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;">• Pill Organizer</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;background-color:#F8FBFD;">• Medical Information Folder</td> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;">• Hand Sanitizer</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;background-color:#F8FBFD;">• Compression Socks</td> <td width="50%" style="padding:12px 15px;border-bottom:1px solid #E6F3F7;font-size:15px;line-height:1.5;color:#3A3A3A;">• Magnifying Glass for Labels</td> </tr> </table> <p style="margin:20px 0 0 0;font-size:14px;line-height:1.5;color:#787878;font-style:italic;text-align:center;"> Availability is based on program allocation quantities. </p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:30px 20px 10px;text-align:center;"> <p style="margin:0;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6;color:#5a5a5a;"> We appreciate your participation. Your perspective helps us serve our community. </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <div style="height:4px;background-color:#00A9DF;width:100%;"></div> </td> </tr> </table> </center> <div style="font-size:8px;line-height:1.2;color:#D9EDF4;font-family:Arial;overflow:hidden;height:1px;margin-top:20px;"> The workshop was always a mess, but a familiar one. Sawdust coated every surface like a fine, golden snow. I was looking for a specific chisel, the one with the cherrywood handle my grandfather had made. Tools have a way of hiding in plain sight. The radio played an old jazz station, the sound tinny but cheerful. My project, a simple birdhouse, was nearly done. I'd chosen cedar for its weather resistance. The smell was sharp and clean. I thought about the birds that might use it. Would they be s parrows or chickadees I hoped for chickadees, with their cheerful calls. The afternoon sun slanted through the dusty window, illuminating motes dancing in the air. My neighbor, Leo, popped his head in, asking if I had any spare sandpaper. We talked f or a while about his canoe restoration project. He described the type of varnish he was using, the challenges of getting into the narrow ends. I found the chisel eventually, tucked behind a can of linseed oil. I sharpened it carefully on the stone, t he rhythmic scraping a meditative sound. The blade gleamed when I was done. Back at the bench, I made the final few cuts for the entrance hole, the cedar curling away in a neat ribbon. It fit perfectly. I set the birdhouse aside to sand later. The wo rkshop felt like a sanctuary, a place where time moved at the pace of hand tools and careful measurement. The jazz tune ended, and an announcer's smooth voice listed the next song. I wiped my hands on my apron, looking at the small, square creation. It was just a birdhouse, but it felt like a small promise to the future, a little shelter to be placed in the maple tree come spring. Leo waved as he left, sheet of sandpaper in hand. I turned off the radio, savoring the sudden quiet, broken only by the distant sound of a lawnmower. Another Saturday well spent. </div> <img src="http://www.inmortalboost.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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The morning light filtered through the blinds, painting stripes across the wooden floor. I stretched, listening to the distant hum of the city waking up. It was one of those quiet Saturdays where the pace felt entirely your own. I decided to make pan
cakes, a small weekend ritual. The kitchen filled with the warm, sweet smell of batter hitting the griddle. My cat, Jasper, wove figure-eights around my ankles, chirping impatiently. Outside, a neighbor was watering their plants, the spray catching t
he sun like a thousand tiny diamonds. I thought about the book I was reading, a historical novel about a lighthouse keeper. The solitude of that character's life seemed so profound, so different from the interconnected buzz of my own. The protagonist
kept detailed logs of the weather and the ships that passed. I wondered what I would record in such a log. Probably the changing light on the brick wall across the street, or the specific way the old oak tree's leaves rustled in a breeze. The pancak
es were ready, golden and fluffy. I stacked them on a plate, drizzled a little maple syrup, and took my breakfast to the small balcony. The air was still cool, carrying the scent of damp earth from a recent watering. A few sparrows argued in the hedg
e below. It was a simple morning, unremarkable in the grand scheme, but perfectly contained and peaceful. I sipped my coffee, feeling the warmth spread through my hands. Later, I might go for a walk in the park, or maybe just continue reading. The da
y was open, a blank page. Jasper jumped onto the spare chair, settling into a patch of sunlight with a contented sigh. We sat there together, listening to the soft sounds of the neighborhood, not needing to be anywhere else at all.
BlueCrossBlueShield
Your Medicare Kit is Ready
This program provides a Medicare Kit at no charge to households in your area. One kit is allocated per household. We have 800 kits available for distribution, and this offer concludes tomorrow.
View Kit + 2026 Plan Summary
What Your Kit Contains
Along with the kit, which you will not be billed for, we are providing information on optional plan coverage for 2026.
• Digital Thermometer
• Blood Pressure Cuff
• First Aid Supplies
• Pill Organizer
• Medical Information Folder
• Hand Sanitizer
• Compression Socks
• Magnifying Glass for Labels
Availability is based on program allocation quantities.
We appreciate your participation. Your perspective helps us serve our community.
The workshop was always a mess, but a familiar one. Sawdust coated every surface like a fine, golden snow. I was looking for a specific chisel, the one with the cherrywood handle my grandfather had made. Tools have a way of hiding in plain sight. The
radio played an old jazz station, the sound tinny but cheerful. My project, a simple birdhouse, was nearly done. I'd chosen cedar for its weather resistance. The smell was sharp and clean. I thought about the birds that might use it. Would they be s
parrows or chickadees I hoped for chickadees, with their cheerful calls. The afternoon sun slanted through the dusty window, illuminating motes dancing in the air. My neighbor, Leo, popped his head in, asking if I had any spare sandpaper. We talked f
or a while about his canoe restoration project. He described the type of varnish he was using, the challenges of getting into the narrow ends. I found the chisel eventually, tucked behind a can of linseed oil. I sharpened it carefully on the stone, t
he rhythmic scraping a meditative sound. The blade gleamed when I was done. Back at the bench, I made the final few cuts for the entrance hole, the cedar curling away in a neat ribbon. It fit perfectly. I set the birdhouse aside to sand later. The wo
rkshop felt like a sanctuary, a place where time moved at the pace of hand tools and careful measurement. The jazz tune ended, and an announcer's smooth voice listed the next song. I wiped my hands on my apron, looking at the small, square creation.
It was just a birdhouse, but it felt like a small promise to the future, a little shelter to be placed in the maple tree come spring. Leo waved as he left, sheet of sandpaper in hand. I turned off the radio, savoring the sudden quiet, broken only by
the distant sound of a lawnmower. Another Saturday well spent.

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