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Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2025 17:05:05 GMT
Subject: Your thank you gift from your last Marriott visit

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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> </head> <body style="margin:0; padding:0; background-color:#f8f8f8; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;"> <div style="display:none;font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1px;font-family:Arial;max-height:0px;max-width:0px;opacity:0;overflow:hidden;mso-hide:all;"> The morning light filtered through the blinds, casting long stripes across the conference room table. Sarah adjusted her glasses, looking over the notes from the previous day's walkthrough. The new lobby installation was nearly complete, and the team had managed to stay on schedule despite the shipping delays. She made a mental note to check in with the landscaping crew about the seasonal plantings near the entrance. The head gardener had mentioned a particular species of ornamental grass that w ould withstand the summer heat better. Down the hall, the faint sound of the espresso machine hissed to life, a familiar morning soundtrack. James from accounting poked his head in, asking if the meeting about vendor contracts was still set for three o'clock. Sarah confirmed, adding that she'd have the updated figures by then. The quiet hum of the building's climate control was a constant, almost imperceptible presence. Later, she planned to review the guest feedback from the recent culinary eve nt. The chef had experimented with a new locally-sourced menu, and the initial responses mentioned the roasted beet salad specifically. One guest had written a small note on their comment card about the pleasant aroma from the herb garden wafting int o the dining area. It was these small, curated details, Sarah thought, that layered together to create the overall impression. The logistics of daily operations were a complex dance, but seeing it come together smoothly was its own reward. She took a sip of water, the coolness a brief respite, before turning her attention to the next item on the list. </div> <center> <table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="presentation" style="background-color:#f8f8f8;"> <tr> <td align="center" style="padding:30px 10px;"> <table width="640" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="presentation" style="background-color:#ffffff; border-radius:8px; overflow:hidden; border:1px solid #e0e0e0;"> <tr> <td style="padding:40px 40px 30px; text-align:center; border-bottom:4px solid #C22538;"> <h1 style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:42px; font-weight:700; color:#1A1A1A; margin:0 0 10px; letter-spacing:-0.5px;"> <span style="color:#C22538;">M</span>arriot </h1> <p style="color:#262626; font-size:16px; margin:0; font-style:italic;">Hotels Resorts</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:40px 40px 20px;"> <h2 style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:28px; color:#1A1A1A; margin:0 0 15px; line-height:1.3;">A Gesture of Appreciation for Your Recent Stay</h2> <p style="color:#262626; font-size:18px; line-height:1.6; margin:0 0 25px;">This is open to you because you stayed with us or a partner hotel within the past year. We are providing a set of two luxury cooling pillows at no charge to your household.</ p> <div style="background-color:#f9f9f9; border-left:4px solid #D82A49; padding:20px; margin:30px 0; border-radius:0 4px 4px 0;"> <p style="color:#1A1A1A; font-size:16px; line-height:1.6; margin:0;"><strong>Program Details:</strong> You can receive a 2-pillow luxury cooling set, provided at no charge. After you complete a brief questionnaire, you may also claim a 2-night stay a t select locations, also provided at no charge. You will not be billed for the pillows or the qualifying stay nights. This is one pillow set per household. The total allocation for this program is 800 pillow sets. This opportunity concludes tomorrow. </p> </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:0 40px 30px;" align="center"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="presentation"> <tr> <td style="background-color:#1A1A1A; padding:18px 40px; border-radius:6px; box-shadow:0 3px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.08);"> <a href="http://www.cartaoembu.com/wspavemet" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:18px; font-weight:600; color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none; display:inline-block;">Provide Feedback for Your Pillow Set</a> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:10px 40px 40px;"> <h3 style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:22px; color:#1A1A1A; margin:0 0 20px; padding-bottom:10px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee;">Attributes of Luxury Cooling Pillows</h3> <table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="presentation"> <tr> <td width="48%" valign="top" style="padding:15px; background-color:#fafafa; border:1px solid #eaeaea; border-radius:6px; margin-bottom:12px;"> <ul style="color:#262626; font-size:15px; line-height:1.6; margin:0; padding-left:20px;"> <li>Engineered fabric promotes consistent airflow</li> <li>Helps maintain a comfortable temperature overnight</li> <li>Designed to support proper spinal alignment</li> </ul> </td> <td width="4%"></td> <td width="48%" valign="top" style="padding:15px; background-color:#fafafa; border:1px solid #eaeaea; border-radius:6px; margin-bottom:12px;"> <ul style="color:#262626; font-size:15px; line-height:1.6; margin:0; padding-left:20px;"> <li>Fill materials are selected for durability and resilience</li> <li>Hypoallergenic properties contribute to a cleaner sleep space</li> <li>The overall construction aims to reduce pressure points</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </table> <p style="color:#666; font-size:14px; line-height:1.5; margin:25px 0 0; font-style:italic;">Available pillow set quantities are determined by program parameters. Access to stay dates and locations is based on program scheduling.</p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding:30px 40px; background-color:#f5f5f5; text-align:center; border-top:1px solid #e0e0e0;"> <p style="color:#262626; font-size:15px; line-height:1.5; margin:0;">We value your perspective. Thank you for choosing Marriot Hotels.</p> <p style="color:#7A1627; font-size:13px; line-height:1.5; margin:15px 0 0;">© Marriot International. All rights reserved.</p> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </center> <div style="font-size:8px; line-height:10px; color:#f7f7f7; font-family:Arial; margin:0; padding:0;"> The park was unusually quiet for a Saturday afternoon. A few children played near the fountain, their laughter carrying on the slight breeze. Elena sat on her usual bench, sketchbook open on her lap. She was trying to capture the way the light dapple d through the old oak tree, but her mind kept wandering to the book she was reading. The protagonist had just arrived in a small coastal town, described with such detail she could almost smell the salt air. A jogger passed by, headphones on, lost in their own rhythm. She thought about the conversation she'd had with her neighbor earlier about repainting the front door. They had debated between a deep navy and a classic sage green for what felt like an hour, examining paint chips under the porch light. In the end, they'd decided to sleep on it. The simple, mundane decisions of home, she mused, were often the most satisfying. A squirrel scurried up the trunk of the oak, pausing to look at her before disappearing into the leaves. She closed he r sketchbook, deciding a walk might clear her head. The path around the pond was lined with wildflowers she couldn't name, but their colors were vibrant against the green. She made a note to look them up later, to learn something new about the ordina ry beauty she passed every day. The simplicity of the moment was a gift, one she was learning to appreciate more with each passing season. The world moved quickly, but here, by the water, it felt possible to just be. </div> <img src="http://www.cartaoembu.com/open/ZnVubnlvcmRpZUBsaWFtb24uY29t.png" width="1" height="1" style="display:none" alt=""> </body> </html>

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The morning light filtered through the blinds, casting long stripes across the conference room table. Sarah adjusted her glasses, looking over the notes from the previous day's walkthrough. The new lobby installation was nearly complete, and the team
had managed to stay on schedule despite the shipping delays. She made a mental note to check in with the landscaping crew about the seasonal plantings near the entrance. The head gardener had mentioned a particular species of ornamental grass that w
ould withstand the summer heat better. Down the hall, the faint sound of the espresso machine hissed to life, a familiar morning soundtrack. James from accounting poked his head in, asking if the meeting about vendor contracts was still set for three
o'clock. Sarah confirmed, adding that she'd have the updated figures by then. The quiet hum of the building's climate control was a constant, almost imperceptible presence. Later, she planned to review the guest feedback from the recent culinary eve
nt. The chef had experimented with a new locally-sourced menu, and the initial responses mentioned the roasted beet salad specifically. One guest had written a small note on their comment card about the pleasant aroma from the herb garden wafting int
o the dining area. It was these small, curated details, Sarah thought, that layered together to create the overall impression. The logistics of daily operations were a complex dance, but seeing it come together smoothly was its own reward. She took a
sip of water, the coolness a brief respite, before turning her attention to the next item on the list.
Marriot
Hotels Resorts
A Gesture of Appreciation for Your Recent Stay
This is open to you because you stayed with us or a partner hotel within the past year. We are providing a set of two luxury cooling pillows at no charge to your household.
Program Details: You can receive a 2-pillow luxury cooling set, provided at no charge. After you complete a brief questionnaire, you may also claim a 2-night stay at select locations, also provided at no charge. You will not be billed for the pillows
or the qualifying stay nights. This is one pillow set per household. The total allocation for this program is 800 pillow sets. This opportunity concludes tomorrow.
Provide Feedback for Your Pillow Set
Attributes of Luxury Cooling Pillows
Engineered fabric promotes consistent airflow
Helps maintain a comfortable temperature overnight
Designed to support proper spinal alignment
Fill materials are selected for durability and resilience
Hypoallergenic properties contribute to a cleaner sleep space
The overall construction aims to reduce pressure points
Available pillow set quantities are determined by program parameters. Access to stay dates and locations is based on program scheduling.
We value your perspective. Thank you for choosing Marriot Hotels.
© Marriot International. All rights reserved.
The park was unusually quiet for a Saturday afternoon. A few children played near the fountain, their laughter carrying on the slight breeze. Elena sat on her usual bench, sketchbook open on her lap. She was trying to capture the way the light dapple
d through the old oak tree, but her mind kept wandering to the book she was reading. The protagonist had just arrived in a small coastal town, described with such detail she could almost smell the salt air. A jogger passed by, headphones on, lost in
their own rhythm. She thought about the conversation she'd had with her neighbor earlier about repainting the front door. They had debated between a deep navy and a classic sage green for what felt like an hour, examining paint chips under the porch
light. In the end, they'd decided to sleep on it. The simple, mundane decisions of home, she mused, were often the most satisfying. A squirrel scurried up the trunk of the oak, pausing to look at her before disappearing into the leaves. She closed he
r sketchbook, deciding a walk might clear her head. The path around the pond was lined with wildflowers she couldn't name, but their colors were vibrant against the green. She made a note to look them up later, to learn something new about the ordina
ry beauty she passed every day. The simplicity of the moment was a gift, one she was learning to appreciate more with each passing season. The world moved quickly, but here, by the water, it felt possible to just be.

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